I just wish.. I could be pretty.
You must be a fire elemental, because all I see is hotness.
Your eyeballs are broken.
Pfft. *hand of royal dismissal*
How daaare you!
Just you wait. When you get your balls checked, and you get new glasses, you’ll see what I mean.
Eh hem.. *eyeballs
You’re not fooling anyone you know. Also, I’m myopic, I can see perfectly fine up close.