mandyseley:

Thank you crab, for making me want noodles. :P

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

(via rifleweeb)

polandballcomics:

Preventing an Invasion Source: Source and comments

polandballcomics:

Preventing an Invasion

Source: Source and comments

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(via armedplatypus)

soldieroftwilight:

littlegirl590:

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

This is me.

My life.

Oh bby. You can talk to me about anything. Even dolls. I’ll listen.

alibertarianreality:

doyouevenliberty:

miles-pro-libertate:

support-israel:

STOP WITH THE LIES AND PALESTINIAN PROPAGANDA!
Help us spread the truth. Help us support Israel!

are they even trying to seem credible?

No, but the majority of tumblr wouldn’t even dare check

These are just getting worse and worse

alibertarianreality:

doyouevenliberty:

miles-pro-libertate:

support-israel:

STOP WITH THE LIES AND PALESTINIAN PROPAGANDA!

Help us spread the truth. Help us support Israel!

are they even trying to seem credible?

No, but the majority of tumblr wouldn’t even dare check

These are just getting worse and worse

(via armedplatypus)

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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(via mandyseley)

slaaneshi-party-bus:

dontjudgemeimscared:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

Instead of glorifying violence against women, glorify violence against the foul xenos and the lying heretik.

Im going to be unpopular and say that glorifying anything Matt Ward wrote is only a slightly better subsitute.

Grey Knights have been around since at least Index Astartes II, which Ward had no hand in.

That’s what happens when you fake being a nerd just to impress girls, you look dumb as fuck.

(via cephesus)